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j e s u s

“You can’t always be pushing people away. Someday nobody’ll come back.”
Jacqueline Woodson, The Dear One (via imalrightwiththis)

(Source: splitterherzen)

“Ugh, I hate stairs”
anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

sherlokitea:

johnlocktime:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

bless

stillalivedoingscience:

punmonster:

image

inCREDIBLE

loveofnerdsndonuts:

(via Cooper’s Easter eggs |)

infamymonster:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

"What are you doing Rebecca?"
"I have a headache mom"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

(Source: bitchcoven)

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

fake-mermaid:

i just want a boyfriend that will bake a cake with me at 2am

(Source: fake-mermaid)

silieol:

if anyone is sad

here is a game where you’re a giraffe and you stretch your neck to kiss other giraffes image

here is a game where you’re a bunny trying to jump on bells during winter image

here is a game where you try jumping to make the ladybugs around you fly away image

here is a game where you collect blue birds and fly together image

here is a game where you try to land on cars while flying about with an umbrella image

here’s a whole website full of cute games like the ones listed above!

perel:

you got it dude!!!

(Source: mayaoishiina)

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

(Source: buckysbarnes)

tarntino:

#Is this Django Unchained?

(Source: vinegod)