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Anonymous
Do you not think collecting animal remains is a little weird

deamhan:

be gone

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riverdoge:

thegreensanitarium:

nerd alert

thank you for announcing your presence

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

elliotexplicit:

Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.

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lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

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nerd alert

Anonymous
Return the slaaaab....

what’s ur offer

frauluther:

spiderwolfe:

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

almost nothing makes me happier than this video

I don’t understand why I just watched this 5 times.

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naturepunk:

taigas-den:

zooophagous:

billibones:

cavalaxis:

Jim Phillips, 59, has been hunting shed antlers Montana public lands for the past 50 years. This Three Forks native’s phenomenal shed antler collection comprises some 14,500 sheds displayed from floor to ceiling—inside a 30 x 64-foot building he constructed specifically for its display. And, yes, he personally found every one.

dream house! i have plan:

le plan- befriend this man. get on this mans will. wait for him to die and take all the antlers.

Except a lot of these aren’t “sheds” they’re attached to the skullplate of the deer, there are even a few actual skulls in there I can see. I mean yeah it’s possible to find them naturally dead (or snag them from roadkill dumping sites) but they aren’t “shed antlers.” You don’t shed your skull the way you shed hair, unless you think a buck grows a new head every season.

I couldn’t have this room in my house. I’d trip over one and impale myself on the next 3476 of them.

I have done this. And I only had ONE freakin’ elk skull in the room. I tripped one one antler and impaled my shin on the other. I couldn’t have a room like this in my house. I’d probably die. If not from horrible injuries, then certainly from happiness. 

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

zauru:

end family guy and sacrifice it to restore futurama

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

beautiful-wildlife:

Lets Play by Brian Cross

original-redwood:

Was at California Adventures when I saw this adorable little guy. As I was taking pictures and gushing about his tiny paws, some woman walked up and started to tell her daughter about how ‘gross’ opossums are. (Bitch you ain’t never seen one in real life shut the hell up) I loudly spoke up that ‘they’re not gross, because they’re living creatures’ before she walked off. I’m disgusted how people could think any animal any living THING could be ‘gross’. Get the hell out of here with that. I wanted to take this little guy home.